Halloween AR - October 2023
Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes
Our family after setting up the graveyard.
Sure Halloween can be scary, but it can also be punny, we mean funny. Here are our top 20 Kids Halloween jokes. Teach these to your littles, tag us on social media and we'll share your fun. #theFunMomHalloween
20 Best Kids Halloween Jokes
1. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
2. Knock Knock, Whose There, Boo, BooWho, Stop your crying I didn't eat ALL of your candy.
3. What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
4. Where did the skeleton keep his money? In the crypt-o market.
5. What is a witches favorite subject in school? Spelling
6. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
7. What song do vampires hate? You Are My Sunshine!
8. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
9. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
10. What does Dracula play baseball with? A Vampire Bat.
11. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
12. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? When you are a mouse.
13. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.
14.Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because everyone is dying too get in.
15. What do birds do on Halloween? They go trick or tweeting.
16. Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance? His ghoul friend!
17. How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo.
18. Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party? The Boogieman.
19. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
20. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese (not Halloween but my grandkids love it)
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